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Tri-Cities police waste no time finding stolen doughnut truck

By The Associated Press

RICHLAND, Tri-Cities – A stolen truck full of doughnuts? Better believe Tri-Cities police were on that in a hurry.

Moments after the theft of the Viera's Bakery van was reported early Friday in Kennewick, police issued an all-points bulletin.

A Benton County sheriff's deputy quickly spotted the truck. After a chase at 30 to 35 mph, Richland police got it to stop and arrested the driver, Steve Swoboda, 19, for investigation of auto theft and felony escape.

Still intact was the entire load of glazed, sugar and cream doughnuts, as well as apple fritters, bear claws.

"In 24 years in law enforcement I've never had a call like that," Richland police Capt. Randy Barnes said. "To steal a bakery truck, how clever is that?"

"It kind of sticks out, a doughnut truck," Kennewick police Sgt. Ken Lattin said.

The truck was taken while the delivery driver, Gilberto Gonzales, left the engine running during a stop at the Break Place Conoco. Gonzales asked the clerk if he recalled seeing a man who had been standing in front of the store.

"The clerk said, 'Yeah, that guy's been wanting a ride to Richland for a while,"' said Mario Viera, one of the operators of the bakery.

Viera said he was happy that none of the load was lost "but I'm going to make sure Gilberto doesn't leave the keys in the truck any more."

Copyright © 2006 The Seattle Times Company
Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin
Geez what an idiot... if I'd have swiped a doughnut truck I'd have taken a few free doughnuts. laugh.gif

I bet the cops had fun chasing that truck around as well hehe lol.gif
wardepartment
laugh.gif poor dude probably not only wanted a ride but was hungry too
Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin
This news story reminds me of something Homer Simpson would probably do laugh.gif


It'd make a good Simpsons episode... that's for sure.
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WormoftheCorpse
MMM....Doughnuts. That a good story...funny as hell.
wardepartment
yep they should make this story into a Simpsons episode
Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin
QUOTE (wardepartment+Aug 11 2006, 08:59 PM)
yep they should make this story into a Simpsons episode

Yeppers they should... it'd be interesting to see Chief Wiggum trying to catch the doughnut thieves. After all this is the same cop who (when shown sleeping during the Simpsons episode where Snake is trying to get his car back from Homer after Homer bought it at the police auction) once said and I quote "This is Wiggum reporting a 318...... waking a police officer". laugh.gif laugh.gif lol.gif
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