hey my aussie loving comrades today is Australia day.......so raise your beer glasses at least once for this great nation.........i have raised my fair share of glasses today thats for certain

and were gonna beat sri lanka in the cricket too.......FUCK YEAH

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI

IF I HAD A BEER GLASS TO RAISE, I WOULD, BRO. INSTEAD, I'LL RAISE MY ORANGE JUICE.

Ill raise my coffee cup Tom, no beer here...

hey hows the new job going btw?

and i will raise my #$%#$%# and toast you as well!! lol

SIR....THERE WILL BE NO RAISING OF COCKS HERE. FOR CHRISTS SAKE....THIS IS A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT.

DEAD BABIES: FINE AND WHOLESOME.

RAISED COCKS: DEFINITE NO-NO.

Nice one Tom, yeah yesterday was mad I had a few people over and we kicked back with beers and pizza and watched the cricket.

How did an Australian kill himself after buying a new boomerang?
Threw away the old one.

DUH DUN DUN *CRASH**