lol post ur wierd nightmare/deams here well ill start

I was runnin from this guy with a chainsaw, and it was raining and muddy out. I ran into an old abandoned barn and found a latter up to the loft and climbed up. The guy with the chainsaw came in and couldnt see me (it was night) and he almost left but saw my muddy footprints leading to the laddar, and he climbed up but I couldnt see him cause it was pitch black and then right infront of my face I hear the chainsaw start up the last thing I remember before wakeing up is getting my limbs cut off and then decapitated.

I WAS TURNED INTO A NUGGET!

did you know that if you die in your sleep, that you die for real?

i heard that from one of them doctor shows on the television, and i started thinking to myslef, if she knows that than why is she alive?

I think that's just a myth thought up because of basic logic. Ever hear of something being psychosomatic or the placebo effect? That's where you believe something is wrong with you and it happens, or you take a drug or medicine and you think it will work so it does. If this is true then logic would lead you to believe that if you die in your sleep, your brain thinks your dead and you actually die. I don't believe that's true, but I also think it might be possible. It's a topic that deserves extensive research as well as plenty of discussion.

That's bollocks that is. About 2 weeks ago I dreamed that I drove straight into a truck. I'm still alive. She's been watching too much Freddy Kruger and Matrix. Shove that up the doctors arsehole.

I've been having lots of weird dreams recently. I've been writing them down so that I remember them.

every time i dream and i die i will wake up just before the impact or my death.......cool dreams man but its fucked up man
the worst dream ive ever had was being chased down by some hideos old woman who looked like her face was made of leather........i woke up as she caught me but when i went back to sleep i was tied up and about to be tortured......i was fucking freaked out by it she was scary

sounds like the fucking matrix to me lol

That's happened to me as well. The dream that I remember really well, I was driving a truck with my gf in the passenger side. If I didn't get to this house, I would die in an explosion, but she would live.

I made a post about re-occuring dreams and most of them were bad ones...but these days my dreams don't seem nearly as intense as far as bad shit happening in them

I had two wierd dreams last night. Here's what I can remember:

1) I found myself back in high school. At the end of the day, my mate was to fight this big guy on the oval. So there we were, and the fight was in progress. My mate picked up a chair and swung it as hard as he could, collecting the other guy right on the forehead. He dropped to the ground, stopped breathing and died. A lot of people panicked, including me, and went down the bush to think for a while. I was worried because I didn't want to incriminate my mate by telling the teachers what had happened. I stayed hiding for a few minutes, then walked back over to the school. I ran into my friend Matt, who was in the exact same situation I was. We decided to go up to face the inevitable questioning from the teachers. When we got there, Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue started grilling us. My friend started to buckle under all the questions and we realised it was futile to tell anything other than the truth, when about 150 other people had witnessed it too.

2) I was in Newcastle on a holiday, by myself. I was drinking at a pub in the city. Decided to play a poker machine and won $654. The guy who paid me my money was the licensee of my favourite pub in Sydney. He motioned that I should go and talk to this hot asian girl, so I did and she asked me to teach her how to play poker machines which I also did. I asked her back to my hotel and she said yes. When we stepped out onto the street, a glass smashed against the wall right near my head. I looked around and we had apparently stepped into the middle of a massive riot, civilians vs police. I rushed my new friend a bloack or two away, to safety. There were 3 guys yelling at me from a rooftop, and it became apparent that they were guys I used to go to high school with. They shouted to me that they had drugs if I wanted any. I told the girl to stay put, and went up some flights of stairs to see my mates. The gave me a couple of pills and I went back down to see the girl, but she was gone. The rest of the dream consisted of me walking around in the dark of the city trying to find her, but to no avail.

wow im not alone with these wierd ass nightmares

me thinks sumbody might have slipped you a mickey!...dont take alcohol from strangers any more!lol i have sum really fucked ones, me and the plumber wer runnin over zombie's one night that one scared me...cause the next day the only dude that came around was the damn plumber i was lookin over me damn shoulder all day lol

I have really really really fucked up dreams. One that I had recently was that I was driving around one day, and saw a zombie, so I ran it over, then saw more, and realized that there had been a zombie outbreak going on, and I dind't even know it. So I decided to try to find my friends, but on the way I went into a house to see if I can find any weapons and supplies and stuff, so I heard a groaning noise from the kitchen, and there was a zombie eating a corpse on the floor, so I stomped on its head. Then I heard some moaning coming from a bedroom, so I got a knife, and opened the door, only to find 3 lesbians having sex naked, so I took advantage of the situation, and joined them, so when I was finished, I left the house and was abducted by aliens, and that started a new dream where I was the pilot of some starwars space ship.

Awesome. Horror with a kinky twist!

That was actually one of my better dreams, I like nightmares, and sex dreams. 2 in one!

Yeah i hate fucked up dreams that make u not sleep. After watching the show Strangers With Candy it makes you laugh & relax to fall back asleep. Everyone try it , it works.
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Is it some teacher porn thats so werid its funny?

my dreams are twisted aswell. they usually involve murderers trying to kill me, but i always end up killing them by either beating them to death, shooting them or beating them with a baseball bat. other dreams are rather erotic. such as the dream when a couple of "stars" wanted to put out. but what sucks about them, just before they actually do put out, i wake up!

just had one last night, it was a LOT like devoured by vermin... i think thats cause i fell asleep to the song lol. i was getting eaten by rats but then i got murdered by a guy with a bowtoarch... but it wasnt that bad lol. kinda kreepey but oh well. so i woke up and listened to CC

I had a dream that I was at a Cannibal Corpse concert, and the whole band had to go for a washroom break badly, so when they were gone, some idiot from the crowd hooked up a CD player to thier sound equiptment and played some crappy new pop music really loudly and everyone in the crowd started moshing to it, then Corpsegrinder came back and asked me what the fuck was goin on and if all CC fans were like this when the band isn't looking, and I was like no, I have no idea what the fuck is going on, these people are a bunch of faggots. So Corpsegrinder turned off the music and told everyone they were gay and to get the hell out of the building. Then I hung out with CC for the rest of the dream. Man, that was werid.

Yeah had a dream that there Death Metal stop ruling the world & Rap & Pop Rock took over the world. Wait that wasn't a dream it is real life that shit does rule everthing many Rap what the hell has this world come too.........noooooooooooo....

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