Souless
4th August 2008 - 04:24 PM
Bullet resistant bras for German police
German police women are to be issued with bullet-resistant bras to give them complete undercover protection.
Last Updated: 4:47PM BST 04 Aug 2008
The new underwear was developed as a second barrier of defence after normal bras were found to cause injuries while on duty.
The officers' bullet-proof vests, while stopping the force of gunshots in an attack, pushed the plastic and metal parts of their underwear into their flesh, causing injury.
Carmen Kibat, a policewoman in Hamburg who tested the new underwear, said: "These can save someone's life so it's not a laughing matter." She organised "Action Brassiere" across Germany, getting hundreds of policewomen to try the bras out in the line of duty.
They are all emblazoned with the word "police" and made from cotton, polyester, elastic and some other synthetic materials, thickly padded and with no metal or plastic studs or fasteners.
Three thousand front-line women police officers will now be required to wear the bras on duty. Their bosses have decided to allow them to have three each.
Ruediger Carstens, a spokeswoman for the police, said: "This was pioneering work. The safety of our officers is paramount."
wardepartment
4th August 2008 - 04:59 PM
hahahaha bullet proof titties
DeadbyDawn
4th August 2008 - 10:05 PM
QUOTE (wardepartment+Aug 4 2008, 04:59 PM)
hahahaha bullet proof titties
Typical German pragmatism and efficiency in evidence.

BUT yeah, next up,
bite-proof Teutonic tits of she-cops.
Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin
4th August 2008 - 10:14 PM
This could make for a good German lesbian crime erotica fetish film.
Appropriately titled "Nipples of Steel"..... "Tit-anium Titty Task Force".... "Juggernauts of Justice" etc.
SHUT UP AND DIE
4th August 2008 - 10:16 PM
I would LOVE to wear one of these on my head.
BitterSweet
4th August 2008 - 11:10 PM
i want to see one of these bras why is there never a picture
corpseboy
4th August 2008 - 11:23 PM
"Tit-anium Titty Task Force"
now lets add the word "titanic" to that..
"Titanic Tit-anium Titty Task Force"
titties rule, btw..
Gaz Metal
5th August 2008 - 08:56 AM
That is cool. Imagine if your wife is a cop and she gets a tit shot off. She'd be no use to you anymore. But if she's wearing a bulletproof bra then her tits remain intact! YAY!
Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin
5th August 2008 - 10:49 AM
QUOTE (Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin+Aug 4 2008, 11:14 PM)
This could make for a good German lesbian crime erotica fetish film.
Appropriately titled "Nipples of Steel"..... "Tit-anium Titty Task Force".... "Juggernauts of Justice" etc.
Whoops....I forgot another:
BRA and Order