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I USED MY PEG LEG TO FOIL ROTTIE

A ONE-legged pensioner fought off a leaping Rottweiler by shoving her metal limb in its jaws.


Now the animal, instead of being put down, may become a POLICE DOG.


Cecilia Springett, 74, was pinned to a fence by Rottweiler Zak as she walked her terrier in Newquay, Cornwall.


She said: "I turned my false limb to the dog. As he bit the metal I could hear his teeth grinding."


A woman who went to help was also bitten.


Homeless owner Alan Varney, 32, was given a 10-month suspended sentence at Truro crown court for keeping a dangerous dog.


A judge ruled Zak should go to the police.


Cecilia said: "He's tasted blood and could kill someone."


Police said: "He has potential."

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in the country i live in, the dog would be killed by the police.

... this small green font is so annoying ...
Souless
I USED MY PEG LEG TO FOIL ROTTIE

A ONE-legged pensioner fought off a leaping Rottweiler by shoving her metal limb in its jaws.


Now the animal, instead of being put down, may become a POLICE DOG.


Cecilia Springett, 74, was pinned to a fence by Rottweiler Zak as she walked her terrier in Newquay, Cornwall.


She said: "I turned my false limb to the dog. As he bit the metal I could hear his teeth grinding."


A woman who went to help was also bitten.


Homeless owner Alan Varney, 32, was given a 10-month suspended sentence at Truro crown court for keeping a dangerous dog.


A judge ruled Zak should go to the police.


Cecilia said: "He's tasted blood and could kill someone."


Police said: "He has potential."





better? lol
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SWEEEEEEET...ROTTS RULE, BUT THEY'RE BIG FUCKING POWERFUL BASTARDS. MORE POWERFUL, ACTUALLY, THAN PITS, IN PHYSICAL STRENGTH. MAKES YA THINK TWICE ABOUT FUCKING WITH THEM.


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aaah, d'you know the song "illumination" by henry rollins? biggrin.gif
Souless
according to this story i dont think the 74 year old lady walking down the street was fucking with it.....lol


my friend had a rot...big fat lazy fucking dog..laid around, drooled alot...barked once in a while....lol slept alot. and farted like mad. his rear end was more dangerous then his front.lol

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NO DOUBT THAT THE LADY WASN'T FUCKING WITH IT......MAYBE IT HAD SOME MENTAL DISORDER. laugh.gif


AND YEAH, MY OLD ROTT USED TO FART ALL THE TIME AS WELL....ESPECIALLY IF WE FED IT THE CHEAP FOOD FROM WAL-MART.
Souless
i just dont like rots cuz they are just obese looking dobermans.. lol.gif

nor have the great personality of a dobe.
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HEH, NOT TO GET ON ANOTHER DOG DEBATE, BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY LOOKED LIKE MORE MUSCULAR DOBERMANS.



AND I WAS BITTEN ON MY LEFT TITTY BY A DOB, BTW. laugh.gif
Souless
best dog i ever had was a dobe......you know average weight for a dobe is about 60-75 pending male/female mine was a slick 125 lbs...lol beast....named angel smile.gif

average dobe life span 7-9 yrs mine managed almost 14 be4 having to be put to sleep from severe hip dysplasia and bladder issues..etc.etc...

cant wait to get another smile.gif
SAlpsu
Peg-legs. Is there anything they can't do?
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WELL SIR....THEY CAN NOT MAKE MILK SHAKES OR FLY KITES.
Souless
and if you buy now we will toss in a 2nd leg absolutly free!!

not avialable in stores...ca and ny residents please include sales tax...offer not valid out side the usa.
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