if cc were going to come round you house... to kick you ass what would you do?
pesonally i would weep like a child and beg them to at least sign my cd's before they beat me to death with the soggy end of my ripped off arm...

Now Playing: my screams as cc beat my face in...

I'd beat the shit out of them with my wicked sweet martial arts skills, but leave them alive with only arms and a head so they can still make badass music.

HMMM...TO KICK MY ASS?



I DUNNO IF THAT WOULD WORK.....BUT THEN AGAIN, ALEX TOLD ME A WHILE BACK THAT HE TAKES AKIDO IN HIS OFFTIME. I THINK GEORGE WOULD BE FUN TO SPAR WITH.....THAT BIG MOTHERFUCKER. WELL, OK, ACTUALLY HE'S MY SIZE.....

I'd cower up in a ball shaking like a leaf asking them to sign my cds and shirts before they pounded me into dust

idk what i would do but they dont do that i hope

If cannibal corpse tried to attack me I'de try to smoke with them and make them jam with me. If they still wanted to feast on me atleast i would die a cool way... like most people want to die in their sleep so they don't feel pain or w/e... I want to die some crazy fucked up way like being barbed wired to a crucifix and being disemboweled while listening to murder worship.

Now Playing: decapitated - mandatory suicide

They wouldn't come to anyone's house to kick their ass - Cannibal Corpse are actually very nice people

thats a good answer

if they were coming to my house to kick my ass i would just tellem as long as they are willing to go one at a time, i will greet them on my front lawn~ and i would sell tickets and make alot of money and be remembered forever as the nobody from the burbs of detroit who kicked a death metal bands ass in his front yard with a ham bone.

umm ok, why would they be comming to my house to kick my ass again?

I don't think Cannibal COrpse would just go around randomly kicking people's asses... they're nice guys

Accept death, so long as I provoke them to kill me faster.