If You Could Be Any Animal

wardepartment

28th July 2006 - 07:39 PM

well what kind of animal would you be?

Vish

28th July 2006 - 08:12 PM

i'd like to say a dolphin, because they are the only other animals besides humans that do it recreationally for pleasure... but i have always likened myself more to a lion.

BloodyChunks

28th July 2006 - 08:31 PM

if i were to be an animal....i think id be a snake...all those sharp teeth and venom....and eating a big fucking animal in one bite.....I WANT THAT!!!

Mutilated1

28th July 2006 - 08:38 PM

a male dolphin has a 15 inch prehensile penis - so I say dolphin too

wardepartment

29th July 2006 - 10:03 AM

always thinking about the penis

Rotting Decrepit Corpse

29th July 2006 - 10:22 AM

QUOTE (Mutilated1+Jul 28 2006, 08:38 PM)

a male dolphin has a 15 inch prehensile penis - so I say dolphin too

why would a dolphin need a prehensile penis..?

I may be wrong here..... but prehensile has the purpose

of clinging to things..... ei , branches , tree's other climbing

apparatus.... what would you do with a prehensile dick ?

like maybe swing from a stair railing >? or .... i guess it could

be like a third arm.... Or if i had a prehensile penis.... id bend it

so i could screw around corners.......

POUNDED-INTO-DUST

29th July 2006 - 11:00 AM

QUOTE (Rotting Decrepit Corpse+Jul 29 2006, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE (Mutilated1+Jul 28 2006, 08:38 PM)

a male dolphin has a 15 inch prehensile penis - so I say dolphin too

why would a dolphin need a prehensile penis..?

I may be wrong here..... but prehensile has the purpose

of clinging to things..... ei , branches , tree's other climbing

apparatus.... what would you do with a prehensile dick ?

like maybe swing from a stair railing >? or .... i guess it could

be like a third arm.... Or if i had a prehensile penis.... id bend it

so i could screw around corners.......

hahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh my ass off.

I'd be a dolphin too by the way.

Vish

29th July 2006 - 11:36 AM

chances are, you need a dick like that underwater to get in the poon... since they dont have arms to grab shit.

Rotting Decrepit Corpse

29th July 2006 - 11:41 AM

QUOTE (Vish+Jul 29 2006, 11:36 AM)

chances are, you need a dick like that underwater to get in the poon... since they dont have arms to grab shit.

ok , im no marine biologist .... But im assuming .. THe female would swim
normal...

And the male ( whilst erect ) would swim " upsidedown " underneath her..

THen the watersports begin.....makes sence.... That is where the prehensile

penis is needed....so it can go in , then curve to hold them together.........

Ok got it...

roT

Mutilated1

29th July 2006 - 11:41 AM

QUOTE (Rotting Decrepit Corpse+Jul 29 2006, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE (Mutilated1+Jul 28 2006, 08:38 PM)

a male dolphin has a 15 inch prehensile penis - so I say dolphin too

why would a dolphin need a prehensile penis..?

<br>For wrapping around the legs of young women who go swimming

QUOTE

I may be wrong here..... but prehensile has the purpose

of clinging to things..... ei , branches , tree's other climbing

apparatus....

<br>You're not wrong - thats exactly right

QUOTE (->

QUOTE

I may be wrong here..... but prehensile has the purpose

of clinging to things..... ei , branches , tree's other climbing

apparatus....

<br>You're not wrong - thats exactly right

what would you do with a prehensile dick ?

<br>See above...

QUOTE

like maybe swing from a stair railing >? or .... i guess it could

be like a third arm.... Or if i had a prehensile penis.... id bend it

so i could screw around corners.......

SAlpsu

29th July 2006 - 02:06 PM

If you're worrying about the penis, be a horse. Horses are 20 inches, but only 5 of them reach the girl horse.

I'll be a bear. Why? Cause no-one fucks with a bear.

Vish

29th July 2006 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (SAlpsu+Jul 29 2006, 02:06 PM)

I'll be a bear. Why? Cause no-one fucks with a bear.

stephen colbert would beg to differ. obviously you are a leftwing communist terrorist lol

POUNDED-INTO-DUST

29th July 2006 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE (SAlpsu+Jul 29 2006, 02:06 PM)

If you're worrying about the penis, be a horse. Horses are 20 inches, but only 5 of them reach the girl horse.

I'll be a bear. Why? Cause no-one fucks with a bear.

Chuck Norris would.

wardepartment

29th July 2006 - 05:23 PM

I think I would be a white tiger... they are really pretty

Rotting Decrepit Corpse

29th July 2006 - 11:30 PM

i would only be a bear.... with a prehensile dick ..... or no go .....

Brewtal

29th July 2006 - 11:32 PM

QUOTE (wardepartment+Jul 29 2006, 05:23 PM)

I think I would be a white tiger... they are really pretty

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BUZZWORM

30th July 2006 - 01:46 AM

A GENITAL LOUSE ON MARY LOU HENNERS PATCH!

wardepartment

30th July 2006 - 08:09 AM

ok Harley that's just gross

shadowinthecorner

30th July 2006 - 09:06 AM

id be a silverback gorilla, or is it ape?
but nonetheless a silverback.

Face Smasher

30th July 2006 - 11:44 AM

I'd either be a cheetah, a crocodile, or a dolphin. Mostly a dolphin, becaude they fuck for pleasure.

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Irate Nate

30th July 2006 - 12:35 PM

I'd like to be a cat owned by a millionaire that spoils their pets rotten so all I'd hafta do is sleep,eat and shit in the right place to get tossed on my furry arse

Cyberdemon

30th July 2006 - 08:13 PM

Pigs have 30 minute orgasms, so I'd be a pig.

witchinghour

30th July 2006 - 08:25 PM

an eagle and soar high above everything

Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin

30th July 2006 - 09:41 PM

I'd wanna be a buzzard... so I could circle around in the desert skies all day devouring the flesh of the dead.

Now how Death metal is that eh

POUNDED-INTO-DUST

30th July 2006 - 09:59 PM

QUOTE (Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin+Jul 30 2006, 09:41 PM)

I'd wanna be a buzzard... so I could circle around in the desert skies all day devouring the flesh of the dead.

Now how Death metal is that eh

Pretty death metal imo.

playcorpse_1.3.8.

31st July 2006 - 08:32 AM

what do you think ...?

Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin

31st July 2006 - 01:47 PM

QUOTE (POUNDED-INTO-DUST+Jul 30 2006, 10:59 PM)

QUOTE (Devourer_Of_Vaginal_Skin+Jul 30 2006, 09:41 PM)

I'd wanna be a buzzard... so I could circle around in the desert skies all day devouring the flesh of the dead.

Now how Death metal is that eh

Pretty death metal imo.

Damn right

BitterSweet

1st August 2006 - 05:54 PM

Today I think Id be a flamingo... im feeling kinda pinkish

BitterSweet

1st August 2006 - 05:55 PM

a flamingo that listens to skinless too....

Rotting Decrepit Corpse

2nd August 2006 - 07:23 AM

id be a sea-cucumber.......those guys are so nasty.....

no-one f***'s with theM

and they can squirt all day and not get tired . Those discusting things

are swimming orgasms......

Rotting Decrepit Corpse

2nd August 2006 - 07:25 AM

actually let me change mine ..... I would probably be a pig .....

well , actually i am one ? ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wardepartment

2nd August 2006 - 08:11 AM

makes me wonder.... how exactly do they know pigs have 30 minute orgasms

BitterSweet

2nd August 2006 - 08:28 AM

today im feeling like a a bumble bee, buzzing around and getting nothing done

Mutilated1

2nd August 2006 - 10:27 AM

QUOTE (wardepartment+Aug 2 2006, 08:11 AM)

makes me wonder.... how exactly do they know pigs have 30 minute orgasms

Personally I think the pig was faking it

wardepartment

2nd August 2006 - 10:43 AM

Rotting Decrepit Corpse

2nd August 2006 - 11:18 AM

ha ha ha i needed a laugh ,,lol that was a good one !

CHRIS FROM MD

2nd August 2006 - 12:32 PM

A bobcat would be my pick since they are cool and an aggersive little animal with there littler bobed tail.

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