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creepingdeath
i would buy a house in Wyoming and live out there, buy a company and build it up, give money to charrity, and throw the rest of it in the bank and invest on it.


im sure i will think of other things later laugh.gif
Souless
if i were rich ........i guess anything i dam well wanted......lol


prob buy a huge house in the middle of the woods somewhere.......and turn it into sum kinda porno ranch.......it would rock...

and ide be happy right there alone.lol

i will skip the dirtier ends of this ..........lol.....and leave it at that.lol
Mick Bynes
I would buy houses in CA, TN, and NY. My CA would be 4 stories with elevators. A big screen TV, HR Giger furniture, outdoor pool, indoor pool, and a tennis court will be there. There will also be an indoor skateboard park in the basement. My Lamborghini would be at that house.

The TN house would look like a 1950's mansion. I would also keep my Cadillacs and motorcycles. I would also have a Lincoln Continental as well.

The NY house is just gonna be in NYC and it's gonna look very similar to Sir Smoke A-Lot's house (if you saw Half Baked, you would know what it would look like).

That's pretty much it! The rest of the money will be invested and I might open up a Swiss bank account.
creepingdeath
i would also descover a deserted Island and i would build a couple of houses, take the people that i dont like over there and murder them and get away with it. i would buy a couple hockey teams and settle the hold out situation, give a nice chunk to the people that have always been there for me
SHADE
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AND BUY SOME MORE PIGS devil.gif
wardepartment
I would buy a huge house and have a maid and a cook and I would travel all over the world in my private jet
wardepartment
I would also buy my own private island and have it stocked with everything I would need for years on end so I could just lay out on my private beach all day long
CannibalDave
Depends on how much money we are talking about. If it was one of those mega millions lottery deals where you are suddenly faced with a windfall of something like 200 million dollars, then I know exactly what I would do. I would divide the money up evenly between myself, my mother, and my 2 brothers, that way I wouldn't ever have to worry about them, at least from a financial aspect. Then, I would buy a house in the middle of the woods, making sure I have no neighbors within at the very least a mile. It'd be a kickass house, too.
Gaz Metal
I'd buy my fancy woman because I don't mind if she loves me for my money instead of loving me for who I am. As long as I get maximum sucky sucky and minimum talky talky, I don't care. laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Souless
well if that were they case.why only have one ? lol

gotta have least 7 or so.maybe one for each day.or one for each mood.lol..


with that much money im sure u could arrange/buy anyone or anything for whatever or however u wanted.lol
Gaz Metal
The woman I'm thinking about - I'd only need her. But say she got killed or something, I'd buy 7 or 8 then.
Souless
lol........ide just "rent" lol......
MorticiaNx47
QUOTE (CannibalCorpz+May 12 2005, 03:51 PM)
lol........ide just "rent" lol......
yeah but all the STDs...but then again you could buy cures for em, so...

i'd but all the video games and computer games ive ever wanted
i'd but the nicest laptop that can play games and shit with a wireless internet or something
i'd buy all the cds i want
i'd buy my girlfriend a cute puppy
i'd pay for college and help with parent's debts
i'd buy my new truck that i need so very badly
i'd but EVERYONE on this board a ticket down here so we could have a reunion (well, i guess it'd be a 'union' since we havent all met before) go to disneyland wearing cannibal corpse shirts and scaring the shit out of kids.
i'd also but Gaz his own leper or midget, whatever he chooses. biggrin.gif

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Souless
wouldnt have to buy cures for STD'S..........with that much money u can havem tested be4 hand....in ur own health care lab .lol..... or start a "rent a woman" company and breed/clone them............theres a business idea.lol
wardepartment
they already have those they're called escort services
creepingdeath
zoo, i would buy a zoo
Souless
QUOTE (wardepartment+May 12 2005, 06:04 PM)
they already have those they're called escort services
no im talkin born and bred clones for it....lol.from good girls to bad girls...lol..diff types and temperments.lol... one for everyones tastes...... be lots of them just like car lots.......lol.....RAH...rent a hoe......lol



and this is just a joke ....btw....dont wanna offend any femminazis if any are arround........lol
wardepartment
I would also send both of my kids to private colleges
CannibalDave
QUOTE (Gaz Metal+May 12 2005, 06:33 PM)

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Cyberdemon
I'd get a computer with 10GB RAM, 1000GB hard-drive space, 10 ATI Radeon X850 graphics cards and a 10 Gigahertz processor.
BUZZWORM
ID BUY A BLOWJOB MATIC
creepingdeath
i would buy a sex slave laugh.gif
SufferInTruth
I'd buy a house for me and the girlfriend, and have a huge room for guitars, and 4 amps, Marshall JCM 2000, Peavey 5150, Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier and a Deizel amp. I'd get custom shops from all over the place, collector's guitars, even low end guitars. The room would be totally filled.
corpseboy
invest in real estate and gold. probably build a mansion on a huge parcel of land somewhere, and collect expensive cars. build a badass club with a 24hr. diner and a motel in san francisco. book all my favorite bands and have private parties. shoot and edit a documentary film on cannibal corpse. make cannibal corpse videos. have hot chicks come to my club and have wild sex orgies! yeah! thats the ticket!
cannibalgirl
smack people in the face with it, no really instead of working I would volunteer wherever I was needed. That is my dream...........yeah I am lame blush.gif
KissesofBlood
buy a house a new car and bank the rest , invest gain power and dominate lol
Souless
ide use 100$ dollar bills to light my 500$ cigars.......and use 50's to wipe my ass

and keep a few boxes of 20's arround for tissue paper.. for starters.lol


VILE
I would buy a ton of guitar shit. all the cannibal corpse cds and all the cds i want and who else knows!
Ira Tenax 666
id buy a house of course and then id buy Ibanez RG and BC Rich Warlock and JrV guitars and customize them, id buy a wall of Peavey Stacks, and i would majorly hook up the family with anything they want
MorticiaN
I would buy all my fav instruments every hardcore death metal album I would pay kerry king to form up with old pantera crew and do a dimebag tribute pantera tour.
creepingdeath
i would buy a lot of beer, a penthouse somewhere down the south, and have a lot of parties and sex uncontrolably laugh.gif
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