i know what youre all thinking...'another stupid ass post by mortician, blabbing his mouth about some shit nobody cares about' but id like an opinion...my band is changing the name and my bassist ricky and i came up with a few names, so...heres a list and tell me what you think for a death/thrash/sludge type of band...main influences are (mainly) pantera, cc, slayer, in flames, fantomas, the forsaken, death

-Ruthven (pronounced 'riven' and its some vampire from a story somewhere...)
-Hostility (the only problem is that another local band around here whom we draw much influence, we dont want to sound like were trying to be them, so...)
-Executed
-Suffer in Truth (ACTUALLY suffer, its a song title too i hope you wouldnt mind)
-Leiden (german for 'suffering')
-Verderben (german for 'doom')
-Makaber (german for 'macabre')
-Arglist (german for 'malice')

yes i looked up a few words on a german translator, i thought id find some pretty cool 'out there' names...your thoughts?

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Hey did you know that not only are you considering naming your band after Greg, but you are listening to a song thats the same as his MSN screen name "Unas, Slayer of the Gods " ?

I think Suffer In Truth would make a good band name too, but probably Suffer In Blood or something like that would be better.

hahahahahahahaha...coincidence? i think not...

hey I like Suffer In Truth for a band name

i like Mutilation

Call your band the "Fucker Uppers!"

Or call it "Dead Woman Fucker!"

Gaz the second rulez

Ruthven sounds cool. Kick ass influences too

mutilated zombies??

i think its pretty cool, but than again im a dork

use a medical dictionary & takes bits from words and put them together to sound cool. almost everything in a medical dictonary sounds cool

I think you are onto something there. but it needs a sexual innuendo or perverse double entendre to make it complete

BE DARING AND CALL YOUR BAND "BIG FLUFFY DONKEY BALLS".


ACTUALLY...I WAS FOND OF EITHER "EXECUTED" OR "SUFFER IN TRUTH".

Don't call yourselves Suffer In Truth. It will remind you of Greg everytime someone says it. You may as well call the band Gaz Metal. Then everytime someone mentions your band you'll think about fucking rotting women and throwing shit at people and then that'll make you play dead good.

"hey...our band is called Gaz Metal because we throw shit and fuck dead women...this next song is gonna kill all you fuckers"

i like the ring to that...but yeah we're considering ruthven and leiden and possibly suffer in _____ (maybe something else, not sure yet) but...i dont want to to sound too generic, so were gonna try to make it a little different than "gore face" or somehting stupid and common like that, i dunno...btw good idea SUAD, we'll see...maybe my punk band'll use that name if its ok with you


Now Playing: Slayer-Necrophobia

"Sinister Decapitation Of A Molested Dog"
"Vaginal Blood Fart"
"Dead Fetus"--(Because Dying fetus is taken and the Fetus probabbly died by now )
"Morbid Angle"
"Apirated Vomit"-I have thought of using this as a band name
"Immaculate Devastation"
"Catholicide"(Because Deicide is taken and I hate Catholics the most of all)
Thats all I can think of for now

The Secks Pistols

that was a good one...hahaha, it would catch peoples attention

Teh Mansechs Pisstols!!

Anyways... I'd try to be more daring, too. But here's some of my ideas:

Total Obliteration (If you really wish to sound over the top...)
Bone Shield
Flesh And Blood Binge
The Big Fat Clit
Stabgash

Hahaha, weird.

And dude, I don't mind if you use it, I got it from the song anyway....

And Catholicide's first album would be titled "Molested Children Of Faith",the album cover would have a drawing of a priest shoving a crucifix up an alter boys ass......imagine the possiblities.

Suffer In TURDS! \m/

Yeah, I figured that was Suffer In Truth with a Gaz edge to it.

i thought of another one at work today...how does this sound...

"Chapter of the Mad"

feedback, folks...

Now Playing: Down-Hail the Leaf

hello??

Now Playing: Mortician-Rampage

Hello. *shakes hand*

OR "THE SPACK'S PISTOLS"?

haha...well thanks for the help, assholes

sounds cool but it sounds more like a song title then a band name. but VERY cool .

I agree it sounds more like a song title than a band name

yeah i guess it does...we're going to keep it for now until we come up with another name, so...if anyone comes up with any, please let me know

Now Playing: Cerberus-Final Hour

how about Morbius? comic book freaks know this guy as the vampire guy by Marvel comics, awesome story by the way but yeah i thought of using it, but if you like it then take it

How about Joey Buttnutt and Hot Vomit ?

what about..........

V.O.D

violence of destruction ????????

you're such a weirdo

thanks mutilated......thanks alot.............. ill tell the rest of the band about those...













Now Playing: Slayer-Jesus Saves

Teh Mansechs Spack Pistols?

Chapter Of The Mad sounds like a good band name, personally... you could use it.

mansechs? whats that? some kind of intercourse?

MY SISTER USED TO CALL ME "JOEY BUTTNUTT" WHEN WE WERE SMALL.

may i ask why?

SURE.


I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHY, LOL........SHE THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FUNNY BACK THEN (1986)......SO IT STUCK UNTIL ABOUT 1990.

Joey Buttnut

suuuuure...


well, we thought of another band name today, "SYODIUM". my bassist ricky was thinking chapter of the mad, and put it into initials (COTM) and he just said 'hey-syodium'...my guitarist and him think its prety cool, but i dont know if i like it as much...were still looking, but id like to know what you guys think, what you guys would expect from a band with that name and such if you havent heard of 'em...THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING

how about Colostomy Bag Pinatas

Leiden
Makaber
Arglist


i'd say either of those 3..those are all good ones.

~MisanthropicImpiety~

Now Playing: Deicide - Blame It On God

yeah i liked leiden too, but...i dont think the other folks cared for it too much ...

Mansechs was a term thrown around a message board, and it generally means "Man sex". Don't mind it much -- it's something to add on to the title.

yeah, hence the "is it some kind of intercourse"
wow...i suppose Gaz came up with that?

Unstitched Abomination

this one occured to me the other day...."Festering Piss"

that sounds disgusting

exactly,great name for death metal

I guess you're right

nate that was genius

thanks man

I can picture the cd cover now............an 'Unstitched Abomination'