Congratulations, it's triplets!



Hey, I found a penny!



Hi, my name's Lenny, I like long walks on the beach, staring at the sunset, and going to the movies...

funny....

how about this one ?

clever

"Hey Maw! I found mah sister's blow-up doll!"

Ah, lame

doctor to patient: 'you don't have crabs...... er um....you have worms....LOTS!'

Well, at least we were able to save the baby..........kind of

"My entire lower half rotted away, but at least i got to keep my penis!"

were gonna need a bigger fly swatter

"Soo, thats what my insides look like....................OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH"

That was funny.

I'm a twister champion.
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wow, i never noticed the vile dude had a penis, i thought it was just his spine!

hehehe i think i like the "i found a penny" one best

i try

I did. Everytime me or my friends see that album in record shops we pick it up and say "ha ha, look at his dick!"

Doctor, I don't understand why we keep losing all the babies that we deliver.

This is my favorite

Hey men! I found out where that stench of fish is coming from!

I always knew by the stare in your eyes that you liked eat pussy.

you got me

Dude your crazy! but dude i like it you got a sick sense of humour man i hope yo do worm infested you could have someingh written out
like "playghoul of the month" or "oh that's what happend to Jone Rivers excess skin"

Butchered at Birth:

So that's where babies come from...

lol these are sorta funny!

left zombie turns to right zombie and says

"what... she told me she was on the pill"

-or-

"HEY BILL , Go long!"

Now Playing: Cannibal Corpse - Vomit The Soul

hahaha...then he catches it and spikes the baby like he scored a touchdown

"Well Johnson,when I said you were a head above the rest,I wanted you to make sure I really meant it..."

"Ya know what,I wish the people that were ingenious enough to create this hypersonic-mutilation-death-chamber knew how to make a goddamn shitter,I've been holding my poo in for the last 100 centuries,GEEZ...I'm complaining to the union about this on Monday..."

Vile:

"um... I found your dick... Some Frankenstein thing stole it."