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Mutilated1
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DULUTH, Georgia — Runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks, sold her body for food and transportation as she made her way from Georgia to New Mexico. She even gave fellatio to a barber from Nevada in exchange for a haircut. A Greyhound driver who drove her about 500 miles west said, "She kept bringing men into the bathroom on the back of the bus. They would go in there for about five minutes and when they came out they had big smiles on their faces."

After disembarking from the Greyhound, Ms. Wilbanks would stand shirtless on the side of the road and wait for truckers to pick her up. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing," said Mike, a road-weary trucker from Nevada, "She earned every one of them twenty seven miles I drove her. Her fiance' is a lucky man."

"I don't feel lucky," said fiance', John Mason. "When I realized she was missing, I prayed to God that she would be found alive. Now I kind of wish she were dead. What a whore."

Police estimate that Jennifer was twisted out by more than a dozen truck drivers, as well as a homeless man riding in the back of a pickup.

Drifter Steven Ray told us, "I was just hitching in the back of a pickup when the driver pulled over and picked up this pretty young thing. She told me she would do anything I wanted for five dollars. I told her all I had on me was half a 350 ml of Skol Vodka. She grabbed the bottle out of my hand and sucked it down real fast. Then we had sex in the back of the truck."

When we finally got in touch with Jennifer Wilbanks she told us, "I don't know what came over me, I just kind of needed to get away. I know John will understand that people go through phases sometimes in life when they do crazy things. Hopefully, we can just reschedule the wedding and move on with our lives. I met a lot of great people on my journey, and I know I've made some really special friends that I'll stay in touch with for the rest of my life. When I left Georgia there was one important John in my life. Now there are over a dozen 'Johns' that mean so much to me. I guess we have a few more invitations to send out."
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Souless
dam why didnt she come thru MI....ida tore her the fuk up and finished driving her insane......lol....


fukin loony bitch....now shes prob sporting VD nation wide.....lol....


fuk her she needs to be charged with what the fuk ever they can......for all the shit she caused...


the end.
wardepartment
I doubt this is all true she was well off so she had plenty of money for her little journey already.... where did you find this?
creepingdeath
laugh.gif that is a funny story! i dont watch the news much around here because its all bad, my Grandfather told me that she ran from marrage, and thats all that was told to me untill now that i've read it!
CannibalDave
Fuck her. She should be at the very least forced to re-imburse the law enforcement agencies that tried to locate her. What a complete waste of taxpayer money.
cannibalgirl
QUOTE (wardepartment+May 4 2005, 02:36 PM)
I doubt this is all true she was well off so she had plenty of money for her little journey already.... where did you find this?
I dont know if all the whoring around is true but, it did happen...............its all over the news. what a wack-o
drkstr
Sad that a moronic story like this dominates the news while more pressing matters are brushed aside in light of a fuckwit's lame excuse for a life. thumbdown.gif
Mutilated1
That bitch is lucky someone didn't decide to grab her and really kidnap her while she was in New Mexico, they would have never found her
Souless
she woulda made a cool cover for the next brujeria (spelling) album......hahaaa

hacked up fuked strangled mangled cold footed whore! lol
corpseboy
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! STUPID BITCH!!!! THE WEDDINGS OFF GODDAMN YOU!!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif
Mutilated1
You know if there were a serial killer looking for an easy score, she'd be the target now. If she went missing again, who'd bother looking for her ?
wardepartment
QUOTE (cannibalgirl44+May 4 2005, 07:23 PM)
QUOTE (wardepartment+May 4 2005, 02:36 PM)
I doubt this is all true she was well off so she had plenty of money for her little journey already.... where did you find this?

I dont know if all the whoring around is true but, it did happen...............its all over the news. what a wack-o
what a crazy bitch no man in his right mind should ever marry her
corpseboy
laugh.gif no shit, huh? yup, love will make you do some STUPID shit. laugh.gif
creepingdeath
i say it was drugs! drugs make people go crazy blink.gif
Souless
u can tell by lookin at the hoe shes a fucking loony...i dont doubt she whored he way across the states.....lol......hell she prob alrdy fucked her town


hun if u read this pm me please lol....i wana shot at tearing ur loony ass up smile.gif
ill fuck u sane smile.gif
creepingdeath
she does look like a crazy bitch, and she is beat ass ugly laugh.gif
defiled
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Police estimate that Jennifer was twisted out by more than a dozen truck drivers, as well as a homeless man riding in the back of a pickup.
<br>this is just too much!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Ira Tenax 666
after she is a fuckin prostitute whore, she still thinks its ok to go back with John the fiance, and she wants to invite everybody she fucked, what a stupid cunt
wardepartment
I think Mutilated1 is just having a little fun I don't think he really read this anywhere laugh.gif
MorticiaNx47
the only part i have a hard time believing is about what the husband said about her, i heard on the news that he was all forgiving and shit. even though she is a whore.


either way, what a stupid cunt blink.gif
wardepartment
yeah Mutilated1 is just pulling our legs.... even though they said on Fox news the other day that she only had 140 dollars on her so it makes you wonder
Mutilated1
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yeah Mutilated1 is just pulling our legs....
I most certainly am not, why would you say that ? have I ever pulled anyones legs ?
Epidemic_Madness
haha biggrin.gif you just gotta love that kind of people
wardepartment
QUOTE (Mutilated1+May 7 2005, 09:06 PM)
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yeah Mutilated1 is just pulling our legs....
I most certainly am not, why would you say that ? have I ever pulled anyones legs ? YES laugh.gif
Mutilated1
OK, no fooling around this time:

Just reported this morning:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157601,00.html

The stupid whore Jennifer Wilbanks has been indicted for a misdemeanor and a felony and if convicted the dumb slut will do 1 to 5 years !

I hope the cunt does the full five years and some bull-dyke lesbian prison bitches rape her everyday devil.gif

stupid bitch

taz.gif
wardepartment
she'll probably get a suspended sentence, but I hope she does some time ... she deserves to do time for pulling such a stunt
creepingdeath
that would be great if she gets all five and than becomes a dyke, when she gets out and her so-called husband kicks the piss out of her laugh.gif
CannibalDave
What a complete fucking spazz this lady is. Unfortunately, she probably won't be doing any time at all, unless she's got some prior arrests/convictions.
Mutilated1
she has, she's got two priors for shop lifting
Necromancer
acording to the news tonight she could be facing 5 years in prision

"owned"
Irate Nate
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Souless
lmfao...........what cracked me up was the interview with her lawyer...who is btw a woman.lmao...go figure...............who said....my client did nothing wrong or broke any laws..........her only crime or something was dealing with the issues she has with in herself.lol. yeahhhhhhhhhhh thats gunna go far in court.lmao



also i heard the wedding was still on.....but no date confirmed yet...lol
Mutilated1
well she didn't do anything against the law up untill the point where she called the police. prior to that she was just being a dumb cunt and thats not against the law, but calling the police and getting the police and FBI involved in your stupid fucked up drama queen personal issues is going to far. fuck her, she needs to be put in jail
Irate Nate
yeah she accused someone of stuff and made up a big bullshit story,she should hafta pay back every $ spent on finding her crackhead-ass taz.gif
Souless
i think they mayor of her town is tryen to charge her like 40 grand.......for the price of man power wasted with her charges.........she agreed to pay like 13 grand or something like that.but nothing was finalized..........fucking retarted bitch.lol
Irate Nate
she could always move to Vegas and "earn" some money on the street to pay off her debt lol.gif
Souless
amazingly i think she would make a ton of money...everyone would pay a few bucks to bang the run away psycho bitch bride.lol
Irate Nate
yup,cause you know she'll run away before things could get too serious lol.gif
Souless
ide do her......wtf.....lol......

bend her over...dry in the ass.........and just whale into that shit.and be like thats what u get u stoopid whore.lmao

now call the fbi or whoever.cuz i did just officially blow ur ass apart.lmao
Irate Nate
QUOTE (Souless+May 26 2005, 04:24 PM)
ide do her......wtf.....lol......

bend her over...dry in the ass.........and just whale into that shit.and be like thats what u get u stoopid whore.lmao

now call the fbi or whoever.cuz i did just officially blow ur ass apart.lmao
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Necromancer
I wouldnt send her to jail

i would tie her to a post at a truck stop

and let truckers just pee on her

LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME!

she likes being a little whore so be it devil.gif
Mutilated1
thats a fine idea
Gaz Metal
I wouldn't have touched her with a barge pole.
VILE
ya stupid whore should b pissed on and stuff and get some eye surgury i mean for fucks sake DAMNIT HER EYES GO BOING RIGHT OUT OF HEAD! w00t.gif w00t.gif
Souless
shes got a goider.....lmao

what an even bigger loony hoe.......

its one thing to be a loon.its priceless to toally look it as well.....lol
SHUT UP AND DIE
QUOTE (Mutilated1+May 4 2005, 09:03 PM)
That bitch is lucky someone didn't decide to grab her and really kidnap her while she was in New Mexico, they would have never found her
FUCKIN' A.....MEXICO IS A DANGEROUS BARREN FUCKING PLACE.
SufferInTruth
QUOTE (Mutilated1+May 4 2005, 08:08 PM)
I know John will understand that people go through phases sometimes in life when they do crazy things. Hopefully, we can just reschedule the wedding and move on with our lives.
This cracked me up. What a cunt, I hope her family disowns her and she goes to jail.
creepingdeath
i highly doubt that her family will disown her laugh.gif
Souless
no shit im sure craziness runs inthe family....lol

somehow i think shes gunna actually get rich off this...........the american way.lol
creepingdeath
QUOTE (Souless+May 31 2005, 08:11 PM)
no shit im sure craziness runs inthe family....lol

somehow i think shes gunna actually get rich off this...........the american way.lol
your probably right on that one, as sad as it is eh!
SHUT UP AND DIE
QUOTE (Necromancer+May 26 2005, 08:55 PM)
I wouldnt send her to jail

i would tie her to a post at a truck stop

and let truckers just pee on her

LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME!

she likes being a little whore so be it devil.gif
THIS IS ONE OF THE FINEST IDEAS CONCERNING HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS CHICK THAT I HAVE YET TO READ.
Mutilated1
Goddamn it, this whore continues to piss me off.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8239889/

1. Run Away from Home, causing the state police, FBI and all of the state to look for you.
2. Make up some stupid story about being abducted when you're bored and ready to come home
3. Cry, say your sorry and get a slap on the wrist
4. Sell your life story! PROFIT!

Dumb bitch,
Souless
well ur #4 dont sound like a dumb bitch.......lol sumtimes ya gota be a dumb bitch be4 ya can be a rich bitch...........im wayne brady biiiatch! lol

and i said as soon as this happend she would get $$ for it.hopefully tho whatever she gets will go towards paying back all the $$ she owes be4 she ever sees a dime.....
wardepartment
of course she's going to profit from it, it's the American way, dumb bitch
Mutilated1
laugh.gif laugh.gif

They made the stupid bitch wash police cars and cut the grass at the city hall


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Souless
i bet ya she does a porn sumtime soon
Irate Nate
yeah,her porn name will be Jenny "Wide-Eyed" Wilbanks wink.gif
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