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Gaz Metal
I was sat on my arse earlier in front of the telly and the adverts came on. A Walkers Crisp advert came on and there was Lemmy's wart encrusted face! Cool as fuck! He was with 2 biker mates buying some crisps and Gary Lineker rode past and stole them. So Lemmy and his bikers got on their bikes and gave chase but Lineker had anticipated this move and had chained the bikers bikes to a post giving him ample time to escape.

Lemmy was also in a Kit Kat advert a few years ago. It was showing lots of celeberities doing the opposite of what they are famous for and right at the end it showed Lemmy playing a violin at some rich follks tea party.

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Lemmy is cool as fook!

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Funeral_Fog
Yeah Lemmy's one cool motherfucker. I heard he recently came out of the closet (as a bisexual) is this true?
VILE
hes bi? fucked up!
Mutilated1
QUOTE (Funeral_Fog+Jul 28 2005, 10:53 PM)
Yeah Lemmy's one cool motherfucker. I heard he recently came out of the closet (as a bisexual) is this true?
no its not

that interview is a fake, funny but fake

EYEHATEGOD
holy jesus suffering fuck i shit my pants reading through those posts
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YOU KNOW YOU'VE HIT BOTTOM WHEN YOU START DOING ADVERTISEMENTS....... laugh.gif
Gaz Metal
QUOTE (Funeral_Fog+Jul 28 2005, 11:53 PM)
Yeah Lemmy's one cool motherfucker. I heard he recently came out of the closet (as a bisexual) is this true?
It started off as a joke somewhere then some metal zine heard it and thought it was true and ran the story as a real story and it wasn't long before it spread everywhere. Something like that. It's explained better on Motorhead's website.
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MEH...IT'S ALL A WART CONSPIRACY, I SAY.....
Skull Bowl
Ha ha ha ha I wish I could see those commercials. I saw a magazine advertisement with him in it a couple months ago but I can't remember what it was for.
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AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO THINKS MOTORHEAD SUCKS?
Souless
the scarry part of that is they are genital warts.....lol
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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Skull Bowl
Cmon! You gotta love Motorhead!
Souless
says who? jesus motorhead sucks.lol....
Skull Bowl
You really don't like Motorhead? Lemmy is an icon and a metal god!
Souless
i agree with his icon-ness..........i dont arguee or deny that........but motorhead sucks........lol...i dont like a single song by them or ever have......lol
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QUOTE (Souless+Jul 29 2005, 11:47 AM)
says who? jesus motorhead sucks.lol....
YES! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT FUCKING MOTORHEAD WAS PURE SHIT. WHICH, BY THE WAY, THEY ARE......
Mutilated1
no way

Ace of Spades is kick ass tune
Souless
one song makes u a one hit wonder. not an ass kicking band.lol
Mutilated1
OK, well they aren't really an ass-kicking band, but they've still got quite a few good songs.
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I CAN DEAL WITH ACE OF SPADES FROM TIME TO TIME...OTHER THAN THAT: THEY ARE THE "MEH".
BUZZWORM
"MOVE OVER FOR A DAMAGE CASE"


DAMAGE CASE KICKS ASS

AND........."LEMMY IS GOD"


BUT YEAH OTHERWISE MOTERHEAD KINDA BLOWS
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ANYONE NOTICE HOW LEMMY, GLEN BENTON, AND MITCH FROM NAPALM DEATH ALL KINDA USE THE MIC THE EXACT SAME WAY?
BUZZWORM
IVE NEVER SEEN MOTORHEAD OR NAPALM PLAY BUT I DID SEE Deicide AND NOTICED NOTHING WEIRD OR PARTICULAR IN THE WAY THAT GLEN USES THE MIC OTHER THAN THAT HE DOES NOT CUP IT.
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WELL...THEY ALL LEAVE THE MIC HIGH UP....AND KINDA SCREAM UP AT IT.
Souless
ahhh.....the hooker on friday night stance eh.......lol the lookin at life from their knees pose.lol
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QUOTE (Souless+Jul 29 2005, 11:51 PM)
ahhh.....the hooker on friday night stance eh.......lol the lookin at life from their knees pose.lol
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
BUZZWORM
AHHH I SEE............WELL IT PROBLY LETS THE VOICE COME OUT WITH OUT MAKING A BEND IN THE THROAT.
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