OK, so what you gotta do here is make up the weirdest post you can think of...


OK here goes...



LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance! Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw! WOAH!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT! Pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity! Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Jor Jee Jibbera Jaw! Huppidda Roopja Oop Jup Jaw! Ooka Oog Ooka Reetoo Taw!

i need electric dog collars for the daykare kids so they dont run out in the street, hold onn i just discovered i dont have a left arm. taco!

I'll give this one a try.

I got no legs, I got no legs! Wait, yes I do. Nah, nah, nah, that's the dude from Kids. What da fuck?! Yo, yo, yo my name is Doug E. Fresh and I have come to rock da party and stuff! Bonnie! You fuckhead, you have my muthafuckin' pebbles! Fo shizzle mah nizzle, I've been hanging out with the big Snoop Dizzle and watching that televizzle. Oh fo sizzle, heh heh my slizzle, get off my dizzle and go out and eat some pizzle! Slick Rick is the man! Oh feck yes and all that shit! I am the man! I am the man! Argh!

I AM A GRINGO I HAVNO BUNG HOLE...i am a 1 armed prostatute! IVE GOT MAIL IVE GOT MAIL (YOU GOT MAIL) I GOT MAIL YAAAAAAAAAAAY IM OUT OF BREATH.... gungo gungo bungo bum bumholio dunga dunga duraga dephafigida

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Abortions are very cool. No wait, whatever... bleh! Bleeh asi alji arse til jaz askew am lu ro ark.

evil zombie behemoth taco made of cheese!

Boiled sick keyboards made from the biggest chunks of cheese made in Finland!