So I am stretching out on a limb here with this one... but I hope it will be interesting. So let's be open. Talk about sexual exploits or fantasies, whatever (remember no porno!)

I've always though about it in a hot tub... and I want to be in the mile high club

haha in a boat is fun.

ive always wanted to in a tree house

Oh how I already love this thread! I must be really hyper to have posted such an open topic... I've had dreams about getting head from really hot chicks for the past week... I really want that now... It's been MAKING ME INSANE AUGH!

i had a dream that me n my EX where back together, it was pretty fuckin sweet

what about in a taco bell? EATING TACOS POST WHOREING AND HAVING SEX WOULD BE THE ULTAMATE

*AND LISTENING TO CANNIBAL CORPSE WHILE DOING IT!

Nick, you rule \m/ so what condoms do you all use? DUREX HER PLEASURE for me

haha, TROJAN MAN!!! (sp?)

the warm sensation ones

nah not CC... unless its violent sex otherwise maby Cemetary gates - Pantera. or something liek that.. maby BOB MARLEY lol it would go well with taco bell

ive already achieved my greatest fantasy.
Getting stoned and drunk and popping a virgins cherry while listening to Cannibal Corpse.

MAGGOT CORPSE... UGHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!!!

Haha really, you lucky bastard you!

Nah, not Cemetary Gates, more like Hollow. That's also my ringtone

Warm Sensation is hotttt

haha hallow would be good. ooh here we go... THIS LOVE (LOVE)


BRB g2g to bathroom

PSHHH JEEZ why are me and Vile 666 the only ones putting real effort into this?!?!?!

Yeah if i was listening to CC having sex i might rip entrails from her cunt hahahahahahaha i am retarded ahahahahaha

maby stripped raped and strangled... cept it would be changed to striped, consentual sex, and not strangled

probibly cause no one is awake... just wait til later in the day when it isnt like eirly eirly in the morning itll be crazy hopefully

mmhmm most definitely!
Bro I am SO far ahead of you in posts! YES!

Well popping her cherry is close to rape I guess..
She was pulling painfull faces when I did the deed.

WOOHOO go Maggot Corpse (I would put a headbanging smiley here but I am to retarded to find it)

haha but the board hasnt reset its posts lol. im sure where about even. those posts are from the day before i think.... not sure though lol

POST NUMBER 3,000 BITCHES

theres the headbangin smily for ya lol

I WANT SOME RIGHT NOW AUGH

oh just got beat off or something jk... or am i? DA DAH DUN

AHHH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
Vile me and you are so bonding right now bro haha
Same for me.. .about the beat off... DOM DOM DOM

haha we lost this thread.

dont feel like thinking of sex right now lol... but i wanna get another post! lol

im getting some tomorrow........i cant wait.........i havent masturbated in days because it feels pointless

Sunday. Gotta wait till friggin sunday
I've always wanted to do it in the middle of a field, in a massive thunder storm at midnight whilst listening to Nile

hahaha go with the beat of nile.......youll drill her into the ground

Fuck yeah.
You rule EYEHATEGOD

i sure do
go hard sunday man

Oh I will, i've had to wait a week if you get what i mean.

yeah same man......i havent masturbated in days so my balls will be full of fluid

fuck man tommorows gonna kick arse......ill be on here all day and then at the club at night and at my gf's house........its gonna kick major arse

I've got work tomorrow night and my girlfriend got work during the day so I won't see her at all
The pub hours in England have changed so where I work now has an extended license and I won't finish till 2:30 in the fucking morning and won't get home till about 4.

pubs here shut at 3am on weekends......i think its later for the cities........to bad for poor cunts like yourself that work at pubs.......but great for me

the mile high club isnt all its cracked up to be...
those teeny tiny bathroom are awful, no matter what postion you are in one of you are bumping some part of your body against the wall the sink or the toilet. The fun part though ....is that everybody smiles at you when you step back out and walk to your seat. The stewardess brought us those warm moist hand cloths and glasses of champange, and no we werent in first class, so it was a nice lil bonus

hahaha....nice
im also part of the mile high club.......thats right solo navigator division

awwwwww Im glad I surpassed that division....

hahahaha i kid ive never been on a plane.....but its a cool division nonetheless

If you did it in a hot tub or a pool (basically in water) with a girl, chances are that she'll have her pussy infected. I'm not certain if it is everywhere that has water, but I'm guessing so. I heard this on television where this old lady was giving advice on sex (can't remember her name for the life of me, it is something I should be watching more often for laughs and halfway useless advice ).

Me and my girlfriend haven't developed much fantasies yet.

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