Hey guys... hopefully now my poll comes out right... if I screwed it up I apologize as it's only my 2nd poll. Anywho... for all you chocolate bar lovers out there I have a queston. Which bar do y'all prefer out of Mars, Twix, or Snickers bars. Personally I love Twix more than any other chocolate bar because I love how it's a combo of cookie, caramel, and chocolate. Mars bars are my 2nd choice.... as I love those as well. Anyways what about the rest of y'all? What do y'all like best out of these 3 choices. Hopefully my poll comes out right... as there is a 4th "Chocolate Sucks Fuck Off" option for those of you who don't like any of those 3 bars.

Dammit... I had everything on my poll turn out ok except that Mars and Snickers are on the same option and aren't seperate. Can someone fix that for me... or telll me what mistake I made so I'll know what not to do the next time I make a poll. Thanks guys. Anyways vote away. In the meantime until this is fixed... if you are a Mars or Snickers fan just choose the Mars Snickers option and just tell me which one you like better ok.

I dig Twix a lot

I like Twix the best but Snickers are good too\

and BTW I fixed your poll for you

Great minds think alike yet again Tanya. What did you have to do to fix my poll... what did i do wrong when creating it?

I VOTED TWIX TOO...THEY RULE. WE HAVE THOSE AT WORK....IN OUR CANDY AISLES, LOL....PEOPLE STEAL THEM ALL THE FUCKING TIME. DAMN THIEVES....ALMOST AS MUCH AS THEY STEAL THE REESE'S CUPS.

you just need to make sure you hit enter and put each poll option on a different line

YUP. TANYA KNOWS WHAT'S UP......SHE'S THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE THREE OF US CONCERNING POLLS. SORRY....IT WAS TOO TEMPTING...FORGIVE ME.

that's ok I laughed and thought it was funny are you sure you're not knowledgeable about polls

I KNOW MY POLE PRETTY WELL.

well that's good I guess

the snickers bar of course

snickers all the way! hungry? why wait

DAMNIT, PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHOOSE SNICKERS....VOTE IN THE POLL.......

so shall it be written, so shall it be done.

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there you are big guy, i voted.........and feel alot better that i did

I voted for the two long shit sticks known as Twix. Caramel goodness in every bite.

HEH....YOU JUST VOTED FOR TWO LONG STICKS BECAUSE OF THE GOODNESS IN EVERY BITE. CALL ME IMMATURE, BUT THAT'S FUNNY.....JUST THE WORDING.....

I'm suprised there have been no Mars bar fans yet.... cripes.

i think the butter finger would of gotten some votes.

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I dont like chocolate.

WELL WE KNOW WHAT YOU PICKED THEN.....

Hmmm I wonder which option he could have chosen?

HE CHOSE "STRAWBERRY CREAM PUFF".

That's probably cause I don't see them around anymore... they're probably under a different name.

Im not even that big on candy, I'de rather have a steak or somthing like that anyday.

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That's weird that you can't find them around man. I can get em' here in Canada no problem. Maybe there's just a Mars shortage in your town because they are all sold out or something.

UH....WHAT IS THIS MARS SHORTAGE OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? WE HAVE THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE....STOCKPILE THEM AT OUR WAREHOUSE TOO.

I could check if I had enough money, but I've gotta save for a DVD that's coming out on Mutilated/department's anniversary, as far as the postwhoring.

Just expect the worst.

we have Mars bars all over the place here... I thought everyone did

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY HAD THAT RAT POISON SCARE IN MARS BARS IN THE 80'S?

What happened man? Sounds interesting

I DON'T RECALL THE WHOLE STORY.....I WAS A KID, BUT I REMEMBER THERE BEING RAT POISON FOUND IN SOME MARS BARS SOMEWHERE....IT WAS NATIONAL NEWS HERE.

Damn... that's pretty intense shit man.... it's kinda scary when you think about what could be potentially lurking in your food y'know.

HOLY SHIT....I FOUND THIS REPORT FROM AUSTRAILIA ABOUT THE SAME THING HAPPENING RECENTLY:

Mars Bars, Snickers recalled over poison threat PRINT FRIENDLY EMAIL STORY
AM - Saturday, 2 July , 2005 08:00:06
Reporter: Rachel Carbonell
ELIZABETH JACKSON: Tens of thousands of chocolate bars are this morning being taken off the shelves at more than 5,000 retailers across New South Wales, after an extortion threat was made against the manufacturer.

All Mars and Snickers bars are being recalled because of fears seven bars might have been poisoned with an unknown substance.

The manufacturer, MasterFoods, has received three letters since May, but the final letter yesterday contained a contaminated chocolate bar and it sparked the decision to conduct the voluntary recall.

Neither the police nor MasterFoods will elaborate on the details of the extortion attempt, saying only that the letters were rambling and their intent unclear.

Rachel Carbonell compiled this report.

ANDY WESTON-WEBB: No one should eat a Mars or Snickers bar that they have bought. Please destroy it. No one should eat it. It is not safe to eat Mars or Snickers bars.

RACHEL CARBONELL: The President of MasterFoods, Andy Weston-Webb, with a clear warning for chocolate lovers in New South Wales.

His company is the victim of an extortion threat, communicated via three different letters over the last month.

Mr Weston-Webb says the third letter arrived yesterday, and convinced the company and police that the threat was real enough to start a massive recall.

ANDY WESTON-WEBB: This letter states that seven bars of Mars and Snickers have been, or may have been, placed in the Sydney area, in a retail outlet.

My only concern here is to remove the threat, of any possible threat to the public, so we've done everything we can immediately to instigate a recall. We'll continue to cooperate with the police at every point, and with the health authorities, and we’ve been doing so.

And thankfully, I'm not aware of anybody being taken ill at this point.

RACHEL CARBONELL: The third letter also contained a contaminated Snickers bar.

But the Commander of the Robbery and Serious Crime Squad in New South Wales, Detective Superintendent Peter Cotter, says little is known about what it was contaminated with, or how dangerous it is.

PETER COTTER: I can state that one of the letters to MasterFoods Victoria was accompanied by a Snickers bar which had obviously been opened, and obviously had been tampered with. It was quite apparent. There is a foreign contaminant definitely within the bar. As to what that substance is, chemically or physically, we are not aware.

RACHEL CARBONELL: Detective Superintendent Peter Cotter says police can't go into the details of the extortion threat, except to say that it was probably made by an individual and was fairly unclear.

PETER COTTER: It would be fair to say that the substance of those letters were ramblings, and the exact intent was not known.

What those letters did pose was a threat, or a veiled threat, to contaminate chocolate bars.

RACHEL CARBONELL: Police are supportive of MasterFoods' decision to wait until now to conduct a recall of the chocolate bars, saying the threat of contamination on just became clear.

The Consumer Law Centre has also commended the company's actions.

Spokesman Natasha Leigh says the recall will be a big job, and will need to be monitored carefully.

NATASHA LEIGH: They would have to balance the costs of doing this, but they do have obligations under the Trade Practices Act to carry out recall activity where there is an imminent threat, particularly an emergency like this where there's a serious risk of illness.

What I hope though is that the MasterFoods organisation actually has a sufficient compliance plan and that its recall activities are broad enough to ensure that they are properly implementing the recall and ensuring that all outlets are canvassed, including things like vending machines.

RACHEL CARBONELL: Food Standards Australia New Zealand is the organisation responsible for overseeing the recall, and a spokeswoman says so far the system is working well.

It's not the first extortion threat of this kind in Australia.

In 2000, Herron Pharmaceuticals and the manufacturers of Panadol received threats, and several people were admitted to hospital after taking painkillers believed to be laced with the rat poison.

And eight years ago, the food manufacturer Arnotts was forced to undertake an expensive recall after it became the victim of a high profile extortion threat.

ELIZABETH JACKSON: Rachel Carbonell with that report.

We weren't affected in Canada because I can remember winning a shitload of free Mars bars last year during that annual "Look in the wrapper and you could win a free Mars Bar odds are 1 in 7" deal. I won like 10-15 Mars bars at least.

THE ORIGINAL ONE (I JUST LOOKED IT UP) WAS IN NOVEMBER OF '84 AND IT WAS IN ENGLAND. SOME ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP REPORTED THAT THEY HAD POISONED MARS BARS AND SNICKERS BARS.....

damn I never heard of the poison scare back in the 80's guess I was too young to remember it

WHERE WERE YOU?

some animal rights activist are fuckin insane... *cough PETA cough*

That makes no sense to me LOL. Why would an animal rights group poison Mars (or any other chocolate) bars? Especially since there is no meat products in the bars... duh.... stupid hippies LOL.

THIS IS WHY:

A British candy company began removing its chocolate bars from stores today after animal rights militants warned that they had injected rat poison into candy bars and at least three people said the candy had made them sick.

The Mars company said it was arranging for all its Mars Bars, one of Britain's best-selling candies, to be removed from shops and checked.

But it said there was no evidence any of the bars had actually been poisoned.

A group called the Animal Liberation Front said Saturday that it had injected rat poison into the bars in five British cities. The group said its attack was directed against Mars because the company is financing a project in which monkeys are fed a sugar-rich diet to investigate tooth decay.

chocolate fucking sucks. it has dairy in it... and it tastes fucking gross.

another reason would be because chocolate contains milk, and many people believe that milking a cow is the same thing as raping a cow. i dont believe this, even though i am pretty much a vegan, but milk is horrible for you, so i abstain from anything with dairy in it.

A. HEY VISH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? WHERE YA BEEN ALL DAY?

B. MILK IS NOT FUCKING BAD FOR YOU. DON'T BELIEVE THAT CRAP.....

C. I'M REALLY GLAD MOST OF THE WORLD DOES NOT THINK ALONG THE LINES OF THOSE WHO INSIST THAT MILKING A COW IS LIKE RAPING A COW. THAT IS INDEED HIPPIE MENTALITY GONE WAY OVERBOARD AND BORDERLINE DERANGED. GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE NOT ON OF THOSE TYPES, BRO.

Monkeys are fed a sugar-rich diet my arse... It just sounds like more "Hippie Take Over The World" bullshit to me LOL. I'm glad it didn't work.

milk is somewhat bad for some people.......I know when my mom got cancer she had to stop drinking milk because of all of the hormones in it

See this is why I am glad that I haven't drank any milk honestly in over 10 years. I only put 2 tablespoons of it in my coffee and that's it.

WELL...YEAH, THE HORMONES ASPECT AND ALL, I CAN SEE THAT. BUT IF YOU REALLY ONLY CONSUME A HALF GALLON A WEEK, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HURT HEALTHY ADULTS. AND THE CALCIUM BENEFITS YOU....NOT THAT YOU NEED IT IN THE AMOUNTS YOU DO AS A KID.

Let's get back to the chocolate folks

Mars is my favourite outta the poll options. I buy a chocolate bar about once a year though. Whip bars rock, similar to Mars but nicer.

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YOU'RE NOT A MOD, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE. ONLY WE GET TO USE THE OFF TOPIC EMOTES.

OK, EVERYONE, WE'RE ALL FUCKING HERE.

And here I thought being a Canadian meant freedom. *Grumbles*

oh, it most certainly is. my body is doing so much better since i have abstained from the use of dairy products. my digestion runs much better, as well as other things that i just dont feel like typing out. im not somebody that likes to preach, so im just not going to get into it. i just do what i feel is best for myself.

you can get more calcium out of fresh broccoli and fresh carrots than you could ever get out of milk.

STAY ON TOPIC FOLKS....AND REMEMBER ......EVERYTHING NOWADAYS

CAUSES CANCER ........... I HOPE ONE DAY ... I CAN GET A CANCER EATING

CANCER ......TO CANCEL EACHOTHER OUT ........ LIFES GOOD ...



- MARS BAR

Dammit all this chocolate talk is making me crave a Twix now

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...MILK, MEAT, AND EVERYTHING IN THAT LINE IS THE DEVIL AND WE (MEAT INGESTERS) ARE ALL GONNA DIE.




THIS OVERDRAMATIC MOMENT HAS BEEN BROUGHT ON BY POOR DIET.

I'M CONSUMING THESE REALLY GOOD CHOCOLATE COVERED ALMONDS RIGHT NOW FROM BLOCKBUSTER...GOOD SHIT.

Stop teasing me... I have the munchies but I'm all out of munchies. This is a crime against humanity dammit.

EH...GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME, DUDE.

I have no $.. spent my last $2.00 on a coffee and doughnut this morning.

offer hand jobs for cheato's

works every time ........

But if I do that... I might put you out of a job LOL jk Dude

HAHA....TOUCHE'

Now was that a good burn... or was that a GOOD burn y'all lol. No hard feelings RDC i was just messin' with ya.

i like twix bars if you put em in the fridge for a while so they get all cold and yummy

I LIKE SNICKERS THAT WAY...IN THE FREEZER.

I'VE SEEN BETTER, LOL.


KINDA LIKE WITH THIS FUCKING MOVIE.....I'VE DEFINITELY SEEN BETTER.

yep, the chocolate gets all crunchy and stuff.


hey wheres like the 3 muskateers, milky way and shit like that? lol i havent even had a mars bar before.

Well where the hell have you been all this time man I command you... to go to the store and get a Mars bar right now... I think you'll like it.

well i probibly have had one, i just cant think of it right now. whats in it?

It's just chocolate and caramel and I think nougat but I'm not sure. It comes in a wrapper that looks like this.
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dosnt ring any bells

Well i just read that they took the Mars bar off the US market in 2000 so maybe that's why you never tried one. Still I do not know if them being off the market since 2000 is totally true or not... considering I can still get a Mars bar here in Canuckia without any difficulty.

wheres canuckia?

that would be a good reason why i havent had one

Canuckia is just a joke name for Canada.... as a slang term for Canadians (yes i'm from Canada) is Canucks. Now does it make sense LOL

u said US markent not canida markets

Yeah.... apparantly it is off the US markets... but not the market here in Canada because I can still get them here. Make sense

I dont like Chocolate sorry

UH...I CAN GET ONE RIGHT NOW IF I WANT, LOL.....

- PACKED WITH PENIS , SNICKERS REALLY SATISFIES............

Snickers all the way. I used to eat like two or three king sized ones everyday when I first became i stoner. I bloody love the things but twixs and mars and both real good chocolate bars as well. Nice poll Joey.

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Snickers, I've always liked 'em.

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I DIDN'T CREATE THE POLL, BRO.....DEVOURER DID.

Man I glanced over the first couple of pages and didn't properly read it and thought I read that you made it but it was just a dumb mistake made even dumber by the fact it states who makes them before you pick a thread lol Oh well credit where it's due nice thread Devourer

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NO BIGGIE DUDE.

I see twix and snickers are tied which I can agree with as I like them both about the same with twix being a little bit better

I don't even remember what a mars bar taste like, or what's in it. but snickers bars are awesome... and let us not forget snickers ice cream bars

have you ever tried twix ice cream bars I have and if we're talking about ice cream bars the snickers is definitely better but the twix is good too

I picked snickers without even thinking about the ice cream one and damn they are good, i'd go for one of them right now. God i'm getting a list of food I want, steak, cookies and a ice cream snickers. Now why aren't there any shops open at two in the morning?

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I can't say that i have, but i have tried butter finger ice cream bars and those kick arse.

They have ice cream twix's? That sounds good and yet again my list gets longer....

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Twix bars taste good... and so do Reeses (or however you spelll it)peanut butter cups.

yeah , butthole finger and reases feces are pretty good ....

my favorite chocolate is..............the peanut chews, nothing beats them

never had peanut chews... they don't sound chocolatey though

i like all of them lol

jr mints