Here's some one liner jokes that my mom brought home from work the other day... a few of them are more female orientated (as she got them from a female co-worker) but they still are pretty funny.
1. Q. What is the differance between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
2. Q. What's the differance between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually SEARCH for the golf ball.
3. Q. Do you know how New Zelanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the backs of the sheep that kick
4. Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it
5. Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration
6. Q. What's the differance between a girlfriend and a wife?
A. About 45 pounds
7. Q. Why do guys find it so hard to make eye contact with women?
A. Tits don't have eyes
8. Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow
9. Q. What is a Yankee?
A. It's the same as a quickie but a guy can do it alone
10. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. Because they don't have balls to scratch
Lemme know what y'all think of those jokes... the ones I have marked with a
were the ones that REALLY made me laugh. 
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