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Souless
London - A Wakefield man lost his appetite when he found "dog sh*t" listed among the ingredients on a packet of ham.

Mick Woods, 34, examined another of the 300g containers and saw the same 'additive' listed on the label.

And he admitted: "Obviously I haven't eaten it. It sort of puts you off."

His partner Tracey, 28, bought the £0,99 (about R10) packs of cooked, sliced ham from a store near their home.

The dad-of-three added: "We spent 40 minutes laughing. But we haven't put any in the kids' sandwiches and we had something else for our tea."

Manufacturer H R Hargreaves & Son said it axed an employee for the labelling prank and was trying to recall the ham.

A spokesperson for the Manchester firm said: "We can't have people fooling about with food products. A number of packs are affected. We're trying to find out what shops they're in." - ananova.com
Vish
seriously, you are killing me over here souless lol.gif biggrin.gif
Vile Suffering
that guy is fuckin awesome they shouldnt of fired his ass
SHUT UP AND DIE
AS I CAN SEE WHY THEY FIRED HIM, TIS IS STILL FAIRLY ENTERTAINING. YOU WOULD THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS SO OBVIOUS THAT PEOPLE WOULD KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT. I TAKE THAT BACK....DOGSHIT.

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corpseboy
hmmm. dogshit? i guess he didnt like the ham. laugh.gif
Coffinfeeder
bring new term to poo on a slice of bread ( long story short me and my bro were watching a comady show, and theres a dude with some ppl ordering there lunch and, when there meals come out he gets his and its a shit on a slice of bread, and he looks at the outher ppl with there nice food and gose " i always order the wrong thing!" and looks at the special's bord and is says poo on a slice of bread) hahah laugh.gif


if you dont find that funny then you not retarded enuff and not australian tongue.gif
VILE
lol i see why they fired him but its a pretty fuckin good prank
BitterSweet
lmao omg thats just sadly funny laugh.gif
Vish
QUOTE (Coffinfeeder+Jan 31 2006, 11:58 PM)
bring new term to poo on a slice of bread ( long story short me and my bro were watching a comady show, and theres a dude with some ppl ordering there lunch and, when there meals come out he gets his and its a shit on a slice of bread, and he looks at the outher ppl with there nice food and gose " i always order the wrong thing!" and looks at the special's bord and is says poo on a slice of bread) hahah laugh.gif


if you dont find that funny then you not retarded enuff and not australian tongue.gif
im not australian, and i find that funny... does that mean that i am an australian at heart?
EYEHATEGOD
yeah we will adopt you vish........oh and congrats on the seahawks makin it to the superbowl

and hey everyone always says that brittish food tastes like shit........that ham is proof
wardepartment
laugh.gif what a funny prank.... too bad that guy lost his job over it, but hey he should have known that was going to happen
EYEHATEGOD
yeah to do something like that id say he wanted to lose his job
wardepartment
yeah laugh.gif but it must have been pretty shocking to look at the ingredients and see that listed in there
SHUT UP AND DIE
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 1 2006, 06:37 PM)
yeah to do something like that id say he wanted to lose his job
LOL....THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR JOB ANYMORE.
EYEHATEGOD
QUOTE (SHUT UP AND DIE+Feb 1 2006, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 1 2006, 06:37 PM)
yeah to do something like that id say he wanted to lose his job

LOL....THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR JOB ANYMORE.
yeah and you might as well go out in style
Vish
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 2 2006, 07:50 AM)
QUOTE (SHUT UP AND DIE+Feb 1 2006, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 1 2006, 06:37 PM)
yeah to do something like that id say he wanted to lose his job

LOL....THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR JOB ANYMORE.

yeah and you might as well go out in style
damn right! i remember when i quit working for my aunt (she's a manipulative bitch that treated me like trash for the 3 years that i worked for her, along with her employees), i went out half baked style. i told everybody there to fuck off, except for the 3 people that i liked there, called my aunt a cunt, stole a computer, and kicked in a computer moniter (which is fucking hard to do!). now thats gangsta.
Irate Nate
why can't a lawsuit like this fall into MY lap dammit!!! taz.gif laugh.gif
SHUT UP AND DIE
QUOTE (Vish+Feb 2 2006, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 2 2006, 07:50 AM)
QUOTE (SHUT UP AND DIE+Feb 1 2006, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 1 2006, 06:37 PM)
yeah to do something like that id say he wanted to lose his job

LOL....THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR JOB ANYMORE.

yeah and you might as well go out in style

damn right! i remember when i quit working for my aunt (she's a manipulative bitch that treated me like trash for the 3 years that i worked for her, along with her employees), i went out half baked style. i told everybody there to fuck off, except for the 3 people that i liked there, called my aunt a cunt, stole a computer, and kicked in a computer moniter (which is fucking hard to do!). now thats gangsta.
WORD, MY NIGGA!!!! SHIT!!!


LOL...THAT'S PRETTY COOL, MAN.....LIKE I SAID, SOMETIMES YOU GET TO THAT POINT OF "FUCK IT".
EYEHATEGOD
QUOTE (Vish+Feb 2 2006, 02:38 PM)
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 2 2006, 07:50 AM)
QUOTE (SHUT UP AND DIE+Feb 1 2006, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE (EYEHATEGOD+Feb 1 2006, 06:37 PM)
yeah to do something like that id say he wanted to lose his job

LOL....THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR JOB ANYMORE.

yeah and you might as well go out in style

damn right! i remember when i quit working for my aunt (she's a manipulative bitch that treated me like trash for the 3 years that i worked for her, along with her employees), i went out half baked style. i told everybody there to fuck off, except for the 3 people that i liked there, called my aunt a cunt, stole a computer, and kicked in a computer moniter (which is fucking hard to do!). now thats gangsta.
you lived the dream my friend laugh.gif ......id pay to see that shit go down
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